Soooooooo...my husband recently had 3 surgeries so needless to say I need some time to myself. I have been taking care of him 24/7. I'm happy to do so but I still lose my shit like any normal human being. Before I snap at him I needed to get away for a couple minutes..ok, maybe hours. I'm at my local coffee shop and hiding from the world. I wanted to blog about people watching. I LOVE IT. Sadly I can't rock my shades in hear bc that makes people watching so much better. If I am ever surrounded in a spot or group of people for over 30min I start making up nick names for people.
Blog Homies--Do you people watch or make nick names??
Being I have been here for a while now I can start to make my observations and form my nick names:
Annoying kid...keeps making popping noises. I know I know....its a kid but don't bring your annoying kid to a relaxing coffee shop.
Pissy Cell Phone Man- he is sitting closest to me and his cell phone keeps going off. He seems to get fully pissy when it rings. Lol, well turn it off pissy pants. He dropped it at one point and shit went every where. Dude, you should have let it go then people wouldn't be bothering you, duh. PS now someone he knows just sat at his table and he seems even more annoyed. LOL...sucka just wants some peace like me...I should rescue him.
Peeper- The girl directly behind me. UGH I can feel her stares. Peeper Creeper. Keep your eyes on your own computa biz itch.
STFU man- I know coffee shops don't have a rule to be quite but its coffee shop etiquette. It's known...you drink, you read, and you keep talking limited. This asshole has been talking non stop. I have tried to give him "the look" to STFU!!!! Doesn't seem to care though.
Until then-Vundi is out.
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